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Revelation 22:10, The Time is Near

Sunday, November 25, 2012 in Bible Commentary | 0 comments

Revelation 22:10, The Time is Near

Then he told me, “Do not seal up the words of the prophecy of this book, because the time is near.”

//The command to seal not the words of Revelation stands in stark contrast to the instructions Daniel received at the end of his book. The prophecies of Daniel would not have an immediate fulfillment in his own time. John must treat his book differently than did Daniel, because, in the case of Revelation, the “time is near.” But how soon is soon?

John of Patmos imagined an immediate return of Christ, but the book of Revelation initially had a rough time making inroads into Christian circles. It was written in the aftermath of the disastrous Jerusalem war of 66-70 CE, encouraging displaced Jewish Christians in Asia Minor to remain true until Christ returned to set things right and provide a new Jerusalem. But the book was not recognized as inspired by most Christians.

Two more uprisings again pitted the hated Romans against the Jews. Jewish religious militants rebelled a second time in 115-117, and a third time in 131-135. But by this time, Jews and Christians were estranged, and Christians in Asia Minor held little sympathy for the struggling Jerusalem. Revelation’s dreams of a New Jerusalem still commanded little attention.

Part of the problem is that the books of Revelation and John’s Gospel were popular among competitive versions of Christianity, such as the Montanists. Montanus claimed to be the embodiment of John’s Paraclete (Holy Spirit), and loved to refer to the book of Revelation. A majority of bishops in Asia Minor voted to censor both books, protesting that they contained only blasphemous lies. A Roman priest named Gaius argued that both had been written not by an apostle but by a heretic named Cerinthius.

Later in the second century, however, Revelation’s promise of tribulation began to hit home with Christians. Justin and Irenaeus, two early apologists, strongly championed Revelation, recognizing its themes as occurring in their own lifetime. Justin referred to the killing of a Christian philosopher named Ptolemy, and claimed he knew of similar executions. It was clear to Justin that demonic powers were inciting Rome’s rulers to hunt and kill Christians, just as John of Patmos described.

Shortly after Justin’s death, Irenaeus threw in his lot with Revelation. He witnessed a dozen Christians killed in Smyrna, including Irenaeus’s beloved mentor, Bishop Polycarp. In 177, riots broke out in Gaul as Christians were arrested, imprisoned, and tortured. More than forty died in the arenas as a public spectacle, killed by wild animals.

If the era John of Patmos originally wrote about—the late first century—provided the best fit to Revelation’s prophecies, the late second century provided a close second. Throughout the centuries for 2,000 years, Christians would continue to point to the signs of the times, yet Jesus continued to delay his return. Today we still read Revelation as a prophecy of our own times, wondering why Jesus still waits.

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Book Review: The Cosmic Machiavelli

Saturday, November 24, 2012 in Book Reviews | 0 comments

Book Review: The Cosmic Machiavelli

by Thejendra B.S

★★★

Ever wonder what an informal chat with God would be like? Wonder no more.

The entire book is one long conversation with God. Or, rather, with one of the gods, the one who created our world in a fit of boredom. It’s a bit of polytheistic silliness and creationary imagination, meant not to be taken seriously but to give us a sideways glimpse at our own human silliness.

God just isn’t what you think he’s like. He’s quirky, sarcastic, and frustratingly uncooperative. When asked if humans “evolved from monkeys,” (I’m going to let that one slide!) God spins a more incredible tale instead. God worries little about historical accuracy, pointing out in another place that any lie “this convincing” has to be true. God is prideful while pretending to be indifferent, demanding while pretending to relinquish control, and often quite offensive. If you get through the book without being offended somewhere along the way, you’re not normal. For me, the offense came when God trots out the line about how he made Adam for Eve and not for Steve. “It’s simply not in the standard manufacturing design for a human being to go haywire and run after their own gender.” Not that I’m letting God off the hook, but he is a bit old-fashioned in other ways as well, including his taste in music and art.

The writing suffers from some stylistic oddities (the characters do not sigh, they say“sigh”) and the need for an editor, but the imagination displayed kept me reading. I did feel a little frustrated that there is no picture of the author. I looked multiple times. It’s just that this sort of book is more enjoyable if you imagine yourself listening to a friend tell about his dream, after eating too much pepperoni the night before. But in this case I couldn’t even imagine what my friend looks like! Male or female, I still don’t know. Ten or a hundred years old or bookish or beautiful or burly or all three. Maybe that’s the point—we humans are all equally silly in our stupidity.

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Leviticus 23:2, Happy Thanksgiving!

Thursday, November 22, 2012 in Bible Commentary | 0 comments

Leviticus 23:2, Happy Thanksgiving!

Speak to the children of Israel, and say to them: ‘The feasts of the LORD, which you shall proclaim to be holy convocations, these are My feasts.’

//Holy convocations. The word “feast”, in the original Hebrew, means an “appointment with God.”

When God declared a feast day for the Children of Israel, it was more than opportunity for gluttony. It was even more than a day of thanksgiving, in remembrance of the goodness of God. It was, in fact, a sort of dress rehearsal. This “appointment with God” was a reminder and a preparation for the great Day of the Lord, in which the new age would be inaugurated with a great feast.

Readers of Revelation will recognize the feast theme throughout the book, culminating in a great celebration of the age of plenty, when food and wine would be overflowing. Readers of John’s Gospel will recognize the feast theme throughout that book as well, as John leads us from one feast setting to another, gently reminding us of the great day God has planned. Christians, today, may not be nearly as aware of the intense meaning behind these Johannine themes, and thus miss much of the atmosphere John wanted to convey.

But as we Americans enjoy our feast today, let’s remember the dream Jesus held of a new age when all would be filled with the abundance of God’s provision. Perhaps we can each help bring that dream about.

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Genesis 17:7, How Gentiles Become Jews, Part II of II

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 in Bible Commentary | 0 comments

Genesis 17:7, How Gentiles Become Jews, Part II of II

I will establish my covenant as an everlasting covenant between me and you and your descendants after you for the generations to come, to be your God and the God of your descendants after you.

//Yesterday, I introduced Paul as the Apostle to the gentiles, and hinted that he may have found a loophole which lets the gentiles slip into the covenant of Abraham. This covenant, as it reads in today’s verse, looks like it specifically excludes gentiles: it is between God, Abraham, and Abraham’s descendants (the Jews).

Paul, however, reads this verse differently. Note that the original Hebrew more precisely refers not to the descendants of Abraham, but to his seed. Same thing, right? Not to Paul. The seed (singular, not plural) of Abraham is one man: Jesus.

The promises were spoken to Abraham and to his seed. The Scripture does not say “and to seeds,” meaning many people, but “and to your seed,” meaning one person, who is Christ.–Galatians 3:16

Thus we find that the covenant is actually between three people: God, Abraham, and Jesus. What does this mean? It leads into Paul’s theology, his understanding of God’s cosmic plan for the world:

There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. If you belong to Christ, then you are Abraham’s seed, and heirs according to the promise.–Galatians 3:29

As Paul explains to the Corinthians (1 Cor. 12:2), believers are no longer gentiles. They are full-blooded descendants of Abraham, through their birth in Christ!

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Galatians 3:29, How Gentiles Become Jews, Part I of II

Tuesday, November 20, 2012 in Bible Commentary | 0 comments

Galatians 3:29, How Gentiles Become Jews, Part I of II

If you belong to Christ, then you are Abraham’s seed, and heirs according to the promise.

//The apostle Paul was known for taking Jesus to the multitudes … the gentiles. How did he get away with this? By what authority did he steal the Jesus story from a very Jewish setting and give it to gentiles?

Through some very insightful theological wrangling, that’s how. The Jews were the children of promise, through the covenant of Abraham. More than that, this covenant dictated circumcision, a practice Paul didn’t even bother to try to talk gentiles into. This is hardly a minor issue, as the covenant makes clear:

This is my covenant with you and your descendants after you, the covenant you are to keep: Every male among you shall be circumcised. You are to undergo circumcision, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and you. — Genesis 17:10-11

Indeed, three verses later, God makes it clear that anyone who doesn’t submit to circumcision has broken the covenant.

Yet in Romans 4 and Galatians 3, Paul twice makes the argument that uncircumcised gentiles can be children of Abraham, too! How can this be?

The answer tomorrow.

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Book review: Where God Comes From

Tuesday, November 20, 2012 in Book Reviews | 0 comments

Book review: Where God Comes From

by Ira Livingston

★★★★

We humans are a curious lot, aren’t we? Always digging for meaning.

Ira Livingston once found a miracle message in a plate of noodles that tasted so incredibly good it overcame a deep funk. It was as if God had left a pick-me-up message just for him, embedded in noodles. As the Jews and Chinese say, Food is Love.

From noodly transubstantiation, Ira progresses to a million dollar question: Where does God come from?

Do understand that this is not really a book about God. It is an eccentric and intelligent philosophical road trip. The subtitle is Reflections On Science, Systems and the Sublime. The topic meanders around aimlessly like a good philosophy book should, until near the end you realize you’ve been circling something meaningful, if also something melancholy, the whole time.

“Where God comes from” is not the same question as “Who is God?” Says Livingston’s beloved professor, “I’ve got no particular quarrel with any of these explanations [of God]—inflated parent, synaptic ghost, social glue—all fine, though obviously too reductive—but at the same time, I also don’t object to various personalizations of God—an old guy with a beard, or a wafer or whatever.”

The problem with God (or evolution or a mechanistic universe) as a concept is that it casts the miraculously complex as something familiar. Says the professor, “the problem is not in how we use God or evolution or mechanism as ways of thinking about these things but as ways not to think about them.

…and therein lies the problem with Livingston’s book. It makes you think.

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1 Corinthians 11:14-16, A Woman’s Hair

Monday, November 19, 2012 in Bible Commentary | 2 comments

1 Corinthians 11:14-16, A Woman’s Hair

Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him, but that if a woman has long hair, it is her glory? For long hair is given to her as a covering.  If anyone wants to be contentious about this, we have no other practice–nor do the churches of God.

//This is a topic that remains fascinating to me, because I grew up in a Christian sect that emphasized the importance of women not only keeping their hair long, but wearing it up, as a covering, instead of loose. Having been subjected to numerous arguments on both sides of the debate, I can hardly pretend there is an easy answer. This is a complex passage of scripture. Adding to the complexity are the traditions of Paul’s day, where attire and hair style demonstrated status, availability for marriage, and in the extreme, prostitution. Not, really, that much different from today! So I can weigh in with what the words of Paul feel like to me. Consider the verses that lead into this discussion to the Corinthians:

And every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head–it is just as though her head were shaved. If a woman does not cover her head, she should have her hair cut off; and if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut or shaved off, she should cover her head. –1 Corinthians 11:5-6

Paul hardly wanted women to use their public position in the church to advertise their availability, but it goes further than this. A woman’s dress and hair, when Christians gather, should reflect well on any position of authority she has been granted (women held leadership roles as well as men in Paul’s day). Therefore, when she prays or prophesies, she should be appropriately groomed according to the traditions of the day, showing respect for her role.

I don’t think Paul meant anything more general than this.

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Matthew 6:11, What kind of bread??

Monday, November 19, 2012 in Bible Commentary | 0 comments

Matthew 6:11, What kind of bread??
Give us this day our epiousios bread.

//Lest anyone think that today we have a perfect understanding of what Bible writers meant as they wrote, I provide today’s verse as a contrary example. We assume “daily” bread, of course, but who’s to say for sure? It is what’s called a hapex legomena, a word that appears only once in the Bible, and which must therefore be interpreted based entirely upon the surrounding context or word construction. While it’s true that two books (Matthew and Luke) speak of this “daily bread”, both are quoting the same saying of Jesus.

There are some 1500 hapex legomena words in the Old Testament, 686 in the New Testament. Translations of these words are no more than educated, logical guesses, though they grow more accurate over time as we uncover more ancient documents to provide more context. We still don’t know, for example, what gopher wood is (the material used to construct Noah’s Ark.)  And as many times as we’ve repeated the Lord’s Prayer, we don’t really know what kind of bread we’re praying for. Not once have we found that word in any other classical Greek literature. In the 20th century, we thought we had finally discovered a confirmation of its use, written next to the names of several grocery items on what appears to be an ancient shopping list. A closer examination of the papyrus in 1998, however, determined that the word was not epiousi but elaiou (oil).

So we still don’t know what kind of bread Jesus wanted us to eat. Something gluten-free would be my guess.

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Genesis 30:32, How To Breed Spotted Goats

Monday, November 12, 2012 in Bible Commentary | 3 comments

Genesis 30:32, How To Breed Spotted Goats

Let me go through all your flocks today and remove from them every speckled or spotted sheep, every dark-colored lamb and every spotted or speckled goat. They will be my wages.

//Here’s the story. Jacob is discussing the proper wages for his service to Laban. He and Laban agree that Jacob will keep all the speckled animals of the flock.

But Jacob has a trick up his sleeve. He has figured out how to make speckled animals.

He cuts off the branches of trees, and peels the bark back to make white strips on the branches. When the animals are in heat, he places the sticks in the watering troughs so that when they come to drink, they will see spots of dark and white. There, with spots in their eyes, they mate and produce speckled offspring.

This works very well. In fact too well. All of the animals are getting speckled. So Jacob watches to see whether the females in heat are strong or weak. He puts spots in front of the eyes of the strong animals only, and leaves the weak ones for Laban.

Thus Jacob “grew exceedingly prosperous and came to own large flocks, and maidservants and menservants, and camels and donkeys.”

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Book review: The Swedish Atheist, the Scuba Diver and Other Apologetic Rabbit Trails

Monday, November 12, 2012 in Book Reviews | 0 comments

Book review: The Swedish Atheist, the Scuba Diver and Other Apologetic Rabbit Trails

by Randal Rauser

★★★★★

My kind of Christian apologetics! A friend on Goodreads recommended this book to me, and he guessed right. I loved it.

Rauser leads us into a quaint little coffee shop for an afternoon of friendly argument, where he spies the perfect target: an atheist named Sheridan who is versed in apologetics just enough to make the conversation interesting. Sheridan argues that the geographic distribution of various types of believers proves that religion isn’t objective; he wonders why Zeus isn’t just as likely to be a real god as Rauser’s Most Perfect Being; he insists that morals are an evolutionary accident, with no need for divine intervention; he confronts Rauser with the problem of evil, and in particular the absurdity of everlasting punishment; and he argues that what Christians recognize as signs from God are no more than coincidences. Except for the whole “Yahweh condones evil” thing (where Rauser’s best defense is to shrug and admit that he’s not a defender for the “home team” but rather a pursuer of truth), Sheridan’s objections to Christianity get shot down.

You might recognize already that Rauser’s idea of apologetics is not about debating atheists until they succumb to logic and beg for baptism, but “rigorously pursuing truth in conversation.” This book isn’t going to shoot the moon. None of that “I can prove Jesus rose from the dead” stuff. Just reasonable exploration leading to a reasonable conclusion that Christian beliefs are not unreasonable.

I hope you don’t take this as a spoiler, but here’s my take on the coffee house conversation: Rauser provides some solid argument for the possibility of some sort of unexplained, intelligent creator and guide, who could be just about anyone but Yahweh of the Old Testament (as least the way its writers understood Him, since surely a “perfect being” wouldn’t really condone the genocide that was done in His name). Some arguments are better than others, and like I said, Rauser provides no conclusive proof that Christianity is the One True Religion. So, we’re left with a mystery, but one that should at least keep us from sneering at those who choose a Christian interface with this mystery.

All in all, this is a really fun book. Randal, if you write more, please consider more Dubious Disciple reviews!

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