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1 Kings 22:13, A Lying Spirit, Part II of II

Monday, March 18, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 2 comments

1 Kings 22:13, A Lying Spirit, Part II of II

Behold, the words of the prophets declare good to the king with one assent; let thy word therefore, I pray thee, be like one of theirs, and speak thou good.

//Yesterday, I posted a story from the book of Kings, about how God commissioned a “lying spirit” to convince King Ahab to go to battle so that he died. I found the explanation of Ahab’s decision for battle a little unlikely, and promised to weigh in with what I suspect really happened.

According to the Bible, Ahab is a bit skittish about provoking the fight with the Syrians, and inquires of his prophets. All of them tell him to go for it. Seeking a better answer, Ahab calls for Micaiah, a prophet whom he hates because the guy is a bit contrary, always advising him to do something he doesn’t want to do. Ahab sets the stage with a little reverse psychology by sending Micaiah the message in today’s verse: The prophets are all giving me good advice, telling me to go and fight, but what do you, Micaiah, propose I do?

But Micaiah sees right through the reverse psychology and once again manages to tell the king exactly what he doesn’t want to hear … this time by agreeing with the other prophets. “Go ye up, and prosper, and they shall be delivered into your hand.”

Furious, the king sends Micaiah to prison. But what can he do? 401 prophets now tell him to fight. Still nervous, the king heads out to the battlefield, but in disguise. It doesn’t work; he is recognized by the enemy and quickly killed.

At which point, one of the 401 advisers—Micaiah—changes his story. Yes, he says, he did advise the king to go into battle, but then later in private he warned the king about a “lying spirit” who fooled all his advisers. Who can dispute his story?

So far as we know, the ruse to get out of prison by claiming to be the one true prophet didn’t work. We read no more of Micaiah.

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1 Kings 22:21-22, A Lying Spirit, part I of II

Sunday, March 17, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 0 comments

1 Kings 22:21-22, A Lying Spirit, part I of II

And there came forth a spirit, and stood before the LORD, and said, I will persuade him. And the LORD said unto him, Wherewith? And he said, I will go forth, and I will be a lying spirit in the mouth of all his prophets. And he said, Thou shalt persuade him, and prevail also: go forth, and do so.

//Just in case your Old English isn’t too good, here’s what’s happening in today’s verse: God needs a plan to kill King Ahab, and comes up with the idea of luring Ahab into a battle he can’t win. But how to convince Ahab? The “host of heaven” around God’s throne suggest one idea after another, until finally a “lying spirit” shows up and offers to be of service. So God sends the lying spirit forth to fool all of Ahab’s advisers—four hundred of them. It works, Ahab is convinced to fight, and he dies.

Great story! But I’d venture a guess that there’s more to the tale. Call me a skeptic, but I’m a little unconvinced about any “host of heaven” debating strategy, or any lying spirits, or why God wouldn’t be able to figure out his own battle plan in the first place. So, tomorrow, I’ll let you in on how I think the whole thing really went down.

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Book review: Romance Eternelle

Saturday, March 16, 2013 in Book Reviews | 0 comments

Book review: Romance Eternelle

by Lawrence D. Miquelon

★★★

A brief story-in-a-story of a prostitute who feels drawn to church, and meets up with a Catholic priest who is going through his own crisis. More inspirational than instructional, the “romance” of the book is not between the characters, but in their new-found intimacy with God. It’s about being in love with God. The priest’s brush with divine Love so shakes him that he loses his interest in rote church ritual. His informal love story and wholehearted acceptance of a sinner among his friends is perceived by the Deacon and congregation as disrespect rather than Godliness.

After a bit of a sleepy start, I did settle in and enjoy the story. For me, the problem was that it’s written in the present tense, a play converted into a novel but still reading a bit too much like a script, which limits the creative possibilities of the writer. One does best to appreciate the story by imagining actors on a stage. Still, the plot line held my attention well.

Miquelon indicates on the back cover that the spiritual encounters contained in the story are based on actual experiences, and are inspired by the book of Hosea (plus, I sense, the Song of Songs).

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2 Kings 14, Jonah Dooms Israel

Friday, March 15, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 2 comments

2 Kings 14, Jonah Dooms Israel

… in accordance with the word of the LORD, the God of Israel, spoken through his servant Jonah son of Amittai, the prophet from Gath Hepher.

//Ever wonder who the most successful prophet is in the Bible? It’s unquestionably Jonah. Five words—“Forty days more, and Nineveh shall be overthrown!” (well, that’s five words in Hebrew)—and the entire evil city repents.

Jonah, remember, is the fellow who runs away from God and boards a ship. A storm comes up, and a bit of divination by the sailors, casting lots, shows Jonah to be the cause. He tells the sailors to throw him overboard, and is swallowed by a big fish. The fish spits him up on dry land, and he decides he better do what God wants. So, he goes and preaches to Nineveh, the enemies of Israel, and they all repent. God spares the city.

Now we come to today’s verse. I wonder: is Jonah ben Amitai of the book of Kings (today’s verse) the same person as the Jonah who got swallowed by a whale? Many people think so. If so, then Jonah visited Nineveh during the reign of Jeroboam II (786-746 BC). This means, of course, that had Jonah been a little less successful, had Nineveh not repented, Nineveh would not have been spared, and they would not have been around to overthrow Israel later.

Jonah’s successful preaching caused Israel’s downfall.

One Jewish commentary, noting this irony, wonders if Jonah didn’t foresee Israel’s overthrow and try to drown himself in the sea rather than doom Israel by sparing Nineveh.

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Exodus 20:13, Thou Shalt Not Kill

Thursday, March 14, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 4 comments

Exodus 20:13, Thou Shalt Not Kill

Thou shalt not kill.

//This is one of the ten commandments. It’s recorded also in Deuteronomy 5:17, and repeated twice in the New Testament: once by Jesus (Matthew 5:21) and again by Paul (Romans 13:9). Always in the very same, clear language. Thou shalt not kill. Serious stuff.

So strong has this polemic grown that many Christians refuse to bear arms in battle; refuse to approve the death penalty; refuse to celebrate the death of Osama Bin Laden.

Now, I’m not arguing that war is good or that capital punishment is appropriate, nor can I think of anybody I’ve ever wanted killed. That’s hardly the Christian nature. But I do want to clarify what the Bible really says.

In each case, I’ve been quoting the King James Version. But the wording has been corrected in the New King James Version, and many other translations. A much more precise wording is Thou shalt not murder. It is hardly against the Law of God to justifiably kill another person; indeed, many of God’s laws require stoning the perpetrator to death. The Hebrew verb in this commandment is ratzach, which normally describes homicide. In particular, premeditated killing. In the few cases where it refers to accidental death, provision is recorded for a lesser sentence, making it clear that the Bible does not consider all forms or reasons for killing to be equally wrong.

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Book review: An Uncertain Age

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 in Book Reviews | 0 comments

Book review: An Uncertain Age

by Ulrica Hume

★★★★

A story about life on life’s terms, with all its uncertainty. I’m not really much of a fiction reader, and the spirituality of the book is probably too subtle for a religion blog, so I don’t know that it was a good fit for me, really … yet once I began reading, I had a hard time setting it aside.

This story is a quest for purpose, by a middle-aged woman who seems to have lost ties with everything and everyone that once gave life meaning. She toys with religion, on a sort of intellectual level, trying to break through the intellectual shell to the experiential. She and her new friends find themselves “seeking something that is one breath, one heartbeat, one step away,” but with different approaches.

As it turns out, the spiritual side braids with the mundaneness of life, and the two cannot be torn apart. There is sadness in the story. It soon becomes apparent that even the most imaginative author would destroy the book’s theme by trying to tidy up all its confusion by book’s end … so we are left with a sort of melancholy realism. The draw of the characters, and the bizarre connection I felt to them, leaves me shaking my head. I can’t figure out if I’m happy to have read the story or not. I suspect I’ve fallen prey to precisely the emotions Hume wanted to evoke.

Lest my late-night meandering thoughts leave the wrong impression, I want to be clear that Hume writes with intelligence and feeling. A well-written, intriguing read.

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John 3:3, Born Again

Tuesday, March 12, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 4 comments

John 3:3, Born Again

Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.

//Here’s a conversation in the book of John that probably didn’t really happen. Jesus is explaining to Nicodemus how to enter the kingdom of God. But scholars doubt the conversation’s historicity on linguistic grounds.

It’s predicated on a play of words, a double entendre. The Gospel was written in Greek, and the Greek word for “again” in verse three carries two meanings: It can mean born a second time, or it can mean born from above. So the conversation continues:

Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother’s womb, and be born? Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.

Nicodemus assumes the first meaning, and Jesus corrects him to convey the second meaning. Problem is, Jesus didn’t speak in Greek; he spoke in Aramaic.

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Book review: How To Be An Agnostic

Monday, March 11, 2013 in Book Reviews | 0 comments

Book review: How To Be An Agnostic

by Marc Vernon

★★★★★

Mark Vernon is a former Anglican priest who flirted with atheism after leaving the church, and finally settled on a “more satisfying” compromise of agnosticism. He found atheism, with its dogmatic certainty and sometime hostility to the beliefs of others, to be no more open-minded than religion. Besides, he says, religion is not just a set of beliefs or a moral code. It is a way of seeing the world and a way of approaching what’s unknown. So, is there higher ground in the middle, halfway between theists and atheists?

Vernon is no shoulder-shrugging agnostic, self-labeled because of a confessed disinterest in contemplating the Infinite. Nor does Vernon settle for “spiritual but not religious.” That’s simply not enough. A proper agnostic doesn’t dodge the hard questions, yet leaves room for spirituality and awe. Says Vernon, “A spirituality-inclined agnostic is like being a believer to this extent: we are individuals who think that God is not a silly question, as the conviction atheist must have concluded, but rather one that our experience demands we keep asking. To put it more concisely: for us, God is not the answer, but the pressing spiritual question. But can God still be thought of as the question, in a mystery-dissolving age of science and certainty? It depends on what you mean by God.”

So this book is not a search for God, but a search for the proper question. That is How To Be An Agnostic, and Vernon does it well. He writes intelligently, philosophically, and with a deep respect for past thinkers dating back to Socrates (who gets quite a bit of press time). The book’s childish cover and title notwithstanding, this is a serious and thoughtful exploration … even a little overwhelming. I can wade through mathematical treatises, but diving too deeply into the magnificence of our creation wears me down. Still, it is this very beauty and complexity … coupled with the key question, “why is there something instead of nothing” … which stirs the spirit of a serious agnostic.

Beware: There are no answers herein. The book meanders gently into the sunset by the final page, content to exit with a few words of agnostic instruction, but without a conclusion. That is, of course, the point.

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Joshua 6:26, Joshua’s Curse and the City of Jericho

Sunday, March 10, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 0 comments

Joshua 6:26, Joshua’s Curse and the City of Jericho

At that time Joshua pronounced this solemn oath: “Cursed before the LORD is the man who undertakes to rebuild this city, Jericho: At the cost of his firstborn son will he lay its foundations; at the cost of his youngest will he set up its gates.”

//Remember the battle of Jericho? Israel marched around and around its walls until the walls simply fell down, and they plundered the city. Every living thing—men, women, cattle, sheep and donkeys—was put to the sword, and the city and everything in it was burned. Joshua then concludes the ordeal with this curse against anybody who tries to rebuild it. It will cost the builder his firstborn son.

Well, if you don’t believe in curses, maybe you should. Around 500 years later, a man named Hiel couldn’t resist rebuilding Jericho, and though we don’t know the details of what happened, the Bible hints at something sordid:

In Ahab’s time, Hiel of Bethel rebuilt Jericho. He laid its foundations at the cost of his firstborn son Abiram, and he set up its gates at the cost of his youngest son Segub. –1 Kings 16:34

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John 2:18-20, John’s Greatest Theological Contribution

Saturday, March 9, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 0 comments

John 2:18-20, John’s Greatest Theological Contribution

Then answered the Jews and said unto him, What sign shewest thou unto us, seeing that thou doest these things? Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up. Then said the Jews, Forty and six years was this temple in building, and wilt thou rear it up in three days?

//John’s Gospel reads a little different than the others here. In Mark 14:58 Jesus promises:

I will destroy this temple that is made with hands, and within three days I will build another made without hands.

Jesus is thus condemned by the Jewish leaders for threatening to destroy the temple, a magnificent construction begun by Herod the Great. John, however, turns this around. In his version, Jesus no longer says “I will destroy the temple” but instead tempts the Jews with a command: “Destroy this temple.”

Why? Because John has a unique understanding to share. E. P. Sanders argued that Jesus actually prophesied the destruction of the temple (which did, indeed, happen, though it took another 40 years to occur) and expected God to send a new one. This new temple would be God-given, much like the God-given city promised in the book of Revelation. There, the city would float down from heaven and settle atop Mount Zion. No human hands would join in the construction, for God himself would do the constructing.

John, writing his gospel 25 years or so after the temple was destroyed, may have finally concluded that no new temple was on the horizon. Certainly it didn’t come within the three-day deadline. Yet, that concept of a “temple made without hands” was surely tantalizing. Another of Revelation’s promises, you may recall, is that there would be no temple in the new City of God; Jesus himself would be the temple.

So now we come to John’s fascinating insight, turning failure into success, for the new temple was constructed as promised after all! Jesus was never talking about Herod’s temple in the first place! That’s why he could dare the Jews to “destroy this temple.” The next verse reads:

John 2:21, But he spake of the temple of his body.

Jesus wasn’t talking about a new temple at all, when he said he would rebuild one in three days. He was talking about his own resurrection!

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