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Acts 1:6, Will You Succeed This Time, Jesus?

Monday, September 30, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 0 comments

Acts 1:6, Will You Succeed This Time, Jesus?

When they therefore were come together, they asked of him, saying, Lord, wilt thou at this time restore again the kingdom to Israel?

//One of the themes common to the Synoptic Gospels is how daft the original apostles were. In Mark, they never do really catch on to Jesus’ purpose.  Matthew and Luke paint a less insulting picture, though the comedy remains.

As we begin the book of Acts (which is the sequel to Luke), Jesus has just risen from the dead. The disciples, who still hope for a conquering Messiah like what the Jews had long dreamed of, ask Jesus if he is finally going to restore Israel to its rightful place as the world leader. Put bluntly, they are saying “Too bad you failed with the first attempt, Jesus; is God giving you a second shot at it?”

Jesus’ reply, in so many words, redirects the question back onto the shoulders of the disciples. It’s up to them to make the world a better place. The Holy Spirit will soon arrive to help establish the new “kingdom.” Then Jesus departs, ascending up to heaven.

So the question remains. Did Jesus succeed in restoring the kingdom to Israel? What’s your opinion?

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Book review: When the Kings Come Marching In

Sunday, September 29, 2013 in Book Reviews | 0 comments

Book review: When the Kings Come Marching In

by Richard J. Mouw

★★★★

This is a 2002 revised edition that I bought out of curiosity because of its subtitle: Isaiah and the New Jerusalem. There are so many strange theories about the New Jerusalem floating around that I felt it would be a relief to read what a professor had to say, based on the vision of Isaiah that kicked off the whole dream in the first place.

It’s fascinating to me that Mouw matter-of-factly assumes his readers agree literally with what the scriptures say about an afterlife, on earth, in the New Jerusalem. This New Jerusalem is unquestionably described in both Isaiah and Revelation as a city on earth, and that’s how Mouw reads it. Yet Mouw speculates about whether household pets have souls, and what our heavenly bodies will be like. He wonders what it really means when scripture says the ships of Tarshish shall come to the city, bringing cedars from Lebanon. There must be present-day analogies to these things, since this is presumably still in our future, so he goes searching for the “proud and lofty” things of present day cultures to make sense of ancient promises. Mouw assumes his readers picture heaven as real, physical, in the future, and on earth, not up behind the clouds.

Of course Mouw is right and the Bible does describe the New Jerusalem as a city on earth. Nobody who carefully reads Isaiah chapter 60 (the book’s proof text), or the last couple of chapters of Revelation, could conclude otherwise. Isaiah dreams of a day when God will be back in control of this world, and Revelation posits that it will happen in conjunction with a bodily resurrection to live again on earth—using imagery that most lay Christians today correlate with heaven. Hence the provocative title of Mouw’s book: “When the Kings Come Marching In.” Both Isaiah and Revelation describe kings of the nations visiting the New Jerusalem.

That’s an intriguing picture, isn’t it? What are these pagan kings doing in “heaven”? Or do they come from Christian nations? Are they all saved? This puzzle highlights the complexity of trying to read the Old Testament from a Christian standpoint, since when Isaiah made that promise, there was no Christian concept of “saved” or “unsaved.” Mouw speculates that the kings come to Jerusalem for a different kind of transaction, rather than to be accepted among the saved. Perhaps they bring the “wealth of the nations” to God’s people. Or perhaps they come (presumably against their will) to be judged, because justice must be done and God’s people must be avenged publicly.

There is much more to the book, of course; I’m merely highlighting the topic of the book’s title. I find this book to be a curious blending of ancient and modern beliefs, and wonder if it doesn’t do violence to both by trying to merge both together like pieces of a puzzle.

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Matthew 2:14-15, Jesus is Called Out of Egypt

Saturday, September 28, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 0 comments

When he arose, he took the young child and his mother by night, and departed into Egypt: And was there until the death of Herod: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying, Out of Egypt have I called my son.

//Of late, I’ve been somewhat fascinated by the allusions in the New Testament that Jerusalem is the new Egypt. See Revelation 11:8, where Jerusalem is “spiritually called Sodom and Egypt,” without explanation. In today’s verse, Matthew alludes directly to Hosea 11:1: When Israel was a child, then I loved him, and called my son out of Egypt.

The curious thing about how Matthew uses this scripture is where he places it. One would think the call out of Egypt would not be placed after verse 13—which is about King Herod wanting to kill Jesus—but after verse 21, when Jesus actually does leave Egypt.

This placement is not accidental, however. Matthew is actually writing about Jesus leaving Judea! Jesus escapes from Judea and King Herod’s attempt at infanticide, just as Moses survives the intended infanticide by Egypt’s Pharaoh.

Thus, “out of Egypt have I called my son” in today’s verse surely means away from Judea—the new Egypt—and King Herod.

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Acts 1:1; Luke, the Cultural Gospel

Friday, September 27, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 0 comments

Acts 1:1; Luke, the Cultural Gospel

The former treatise have I made, O Theophilus, of all that Jesus began both to do and teach

//Bible scholars agree that a single author—we know him as Luke—wrote both the Gospel of Luke and the book of Acts. Nowhere is this made more clear than in the opening verse of both books. Both are addressed to Theophilus, and Acts specifically refers to a “former” treatise, which could only be the Gospel of Luke.

We don’t know who Theophilus was, or even whether it was a person’s name, rather than an honorary title. Some argue that he was a Roman official. Dedications such as the opening of Luke’s Gospel were a Hellenistic literary convention, meant to elevate the writing to the cultural level of its patron. Indeed, Luke presents himself as a well-informed, cultured person. He makes reference to Queen Candace of Ethiopia and the philosophical curiosity of the Athenians.

We don’t know who wrote this Gospel, yet even critical scholars admit the possibility that it’s the “Luke” mentioned occasionally in the New Testament. Paul refers to a Luke in Colossians, describing him as a physician. It’s not a stretch that this is the man, given his cultural awareness and Hellenistic conventions.

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Lamentations 1:1, Lamentations and the Hebrew Alphabet

Thursday, September 26, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 3 comments

Lamentations 1:1, Lamentations and the Hebrew Alphabet

How lonely sits the city That was full of people! How like a widow is she, Who was great among the nations! The princess among the provinces Has become a slave!

//So begins the book of Lamentations, an appropriately named treatise. It’s a five chapter lament, written poetically … so poetically, in fact, that it’s impossible to properly translate to another language.

You see, the whole book is an acrostic. There are 22 verses in the first chapter, and each one starts with a unique letter, stepping through the Hebrew alphabet … Alef, Beit, Gimel, Dalet, Hei … through the final letter, Tav, which begins the final verse.

Chapters two, four, and five follow the same pattern: 22 verses stepping through the alphabet. But the middle chapter is even more amazing: It is a triple acrostic! There are 66 verses, and the verses start with Alef, Alef, Alef, Beit, Beit, Beit, Gimel, Gimel, Gimel and so on through the final letter.

You may be aware that the Bible was never divided into chapter and verse in the original Hebrew and Greek. Such divisions are entirely artificial in our current-day translations. This makes this one book of the Bible even more special, because it provides us important clues for the study of ancient Hebrew metric. For once, we really do know where the verses begin and end!

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Book review: I’m Only Human After All

Wednesday, September 25, 2013 in Book Reviews | 0 comments

Book review: I’m Only Human After All

by Alex Rogers

★★★★

This is an autobiography of author Alex Rogers’ years in middle school and early high school. When presented to me for review, it was billed as a book about bullying, with a Christian flavor. I was intrigued, as combating bullying is a hot topic in many churches today.

I didn’t really find it very intense. The bullying, while certainly worse than anything I experienced in my school years, was not enough to send anyone all Columbine … and Alex didn’t face it totally by himself, nor was he totally cowed. So, to set the proper flavor, let me quote from the forward: Alex writes, “[this is] the story of my early adolescent life and the issues that all of us can relate to at that stage in our lives. At some time we have all been in an awkward stage until, one day, we surface as something more.”

So what is the Christian bent? Minor spoiler alert: curiously, Alex is rescued from the bullying by an act of God. I’ll give you a hint: it occurred in 2005, in New Orleans. A short interlude in the book tells about Alex attending church as the hurricane neared, hearing from the pulpit about a “cleansing” that God was sending. Alex and his family evacuated, and when they returned, the high school circumstances had changed. It’s all presented as a sort of odd coincidence, just one of the ways the bumps in life get mysteriously ironed out, so I’m uncertain if we’re really supposed to read much into the fiery “cleansing” sermon.

The writing is simple, easy for young readers to follow (it would make a great young adult book), and it holds your attention. I enjoyed sharing Alex’s young life and getting to know him. Beyond that, given my own stage in life (I’m 52), it didn’t make a deep impression … my bullies have all grown up and my kids are out of high school.

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Ruth 1:14, David Battles His Cousin?

Tuesday, September 24, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 0 comments

Ruth 1:14, David Battles His Cousin?

And they lifted up their voice, and wept again: and Orpah kissed her mother in law; but Ruth clave unto her.

//Today’s story begins back in the book of Ruth. When Naomi left Moab to return home, Ruth accompanied her, but Orpah kissed her goodbye.

Three generations later, David was born in the lineage of Ruth. But whatever happened to Orpah?

Midrash tell us that Orpah, the night she broke ties with Naomi, lay with one hundred men … and a dog. Of this union came the Philistine Goliath, David’s famous enemy. So, David battles his third cousin to the death.

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2 Chronicles 33:19, The Saying of the Seers.

Monday, September 23, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 0 comments

2 Chronicles 33:19, The Saying of the Seers.

Behold, they are written among the sayings of the seers.

//Ever hear of the “sayings of the seers?” The two books of Chronicles, written in the fourth century BC, give a blow-by-blow detail of the southern kingdom (Judah) and they make reference often to writings of the “seers.” Although we’ve never uncovered any of these sources, some scholars assume today’s verse refers to a collection of works by various prophets. Man, how I’d love to get my hands on this collection! Here is a list of texts that may make up this collection (referenced by author):

Samuel the seer (verse 1 Chronicles 29:29)

Gad the seer (1 Chronicles 29:29)

Nathan the prophet (1 Chronicles 29:29, 2 Chronicles 9:29)

Shemaiah the prophet (2 Chronicles 12:15)

Iddo the seer (2 Chronicles 12:15)

Jehu the son of Hanani (2 Chronicles 20:34)

Ahijah the Shilonite (2 Chronicles 9:29)

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Book review: God In Slow Motion

Sunday, September 22, 2013 in Book Reviews | 0 comments

Book review: God In Slow Motion

by Mike Nappa

★★★★★

Not the type of book I usually read—it’s more inspirational than educational, more conservative than liberal—but this one is really good. The author promises that through ten “lessons” (events from the New Testament) he will take you on a journey, “traveling the road of Christ’s life in search of the underneath things.” That’s what Nappa means by “God in slow motion;” slowing down the New Testament stories frame-by-frame to catch a glimpse of the real people who came in contact with Jesus.

Many of the ten “lessons” are borderline oxymorons, highlighting the complex simplicity (see, I can do it too!) of God’s nature. Beautiful sorrow, brutal love, insulting greatness. Mysteries, each, and God loves a mystery. Like the mystery of God’s unexplained entrance as a baby rather than a warrior, or the mystery of how things all seem to turn out alright when God is in control.

Do not miss chapter 5, “Stolen Miracles.” The unnamed woman with an issue of blood will earn a special place in your heart, as she tries to steal a miracle. She fights through a crowd to touch the hem of Jesus’ garment, hoping to be healed. The coup succeeds, the getaway doesn’t.

Imagine her fear when Jesus goes looking for her in the crowd. “Virtue” has gone out of him, and he’s determined to find out where it went. But if she is exposed, it will not only bring her embarrassing malady to light; it will inform dozens, maybe more, that she has broken the law and made the crowd unclean by brushing up against them. Yes, she was a legal outcast, required to keep her distance from people. Things are about to get ugly, right?

No. Not with Jesus in control. Nor will it in your journey with Jesus. As Nappa encourages in the last line of his book, “May you always be found holding the nail-scarred hand!”

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Mark 6:14-18, John the Baptist: A Backward Jesus?

Saturday, September 21, 2013 in Bible Commentary | 2 comments

Mark 6:14-18, John the Baptist: A Backward Jesus?

Now King Herod heard [of Jesus], for His name had become well known. And he said, “John the Baptist is risen from the dead, and therefore these powers are at work in him.” Others said, “It is Elijah.” And others said, “It is the Prophet, or like one of the prophets.” But when Herod heard, he said, “This is John, whom I beheaded; he has been raised from the dead!” For Herod himself had sent and laid hold of John, and bound him in prison for the sake of Herodias, his brother Philip’s wife; for he had married her. Because John had said to Herod, “It is not lawful for you to have your brother’s wife.”

//You’ve been reading Mark’s account of the death of John the Baptist. The curious thing about this passage is that it tells the story of Jesus, but backward!

Verse 14: John’s “resurrection” is discussed.

Verse 16: John dies.

Verse 17: John is imprisoned.

Verse 18: The reason for capture is given.

Read from the bottom up, and you get the story of Jesus. Could this be coincidence, or are we meant to recognize a well-hidden clue regarding the coming death of Jesus?

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