Matthew 1:18, Joseph, Jesus’ Father
Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.
//Bishop John Shelby Spong’s new book, Reclaiming the Bible for a Non-Religious World, pointed out three interesting parallels between Joseph, the father of Jesus, and Joseph, the most-beloved son of Jacob in the Old Testament. This comparison comes from the book of Matthew, and in fact, Matthew was the first book written to identify the father of Jesus as Joseph. Did Matthew borrow his story from the Old Testament?
Here are the startling comparisons:
[3] Both saved their family by taking them down to Egypt.
Coincidence, foreshadowing, or creative license on Matthew’s part?
Romans 8:28-30, Predestination
And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose. For those God foreknew he also predestined to be conformed to the likeness of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brothers. And those he predestined, he also called; those he called, he also justified; those he justified, he also glorified.
//While this is far too great a topic for a short Dubious Disciple post, and while I consider myself by no stretch of the imagination a theologian, I thought it might be interesting to list a few verses that contribute to the Free Will vs. Predestination debate, and see if they generate any argument.
The above is the primary verse quoted by those who believe God predestined some to be redeemed, others to be lost. But if that isn’t clear enough, here’s a few more New Testament verses:
Ephesians 1:4-5, For he chose us in him before the creation of the world to be holy and blameless in his sight. In love he predestined us to be adopted as his sons through Jesus Christ, in accordance with his pleasure and will.
Romans 9:15: For he says to Moses, “I will have mercy on whom I have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion.” It does not, therefore, depend on man’s desire or effort, but on God’s mercy.
Acts 13:48, When the Gentiles heard this, they were glad and honored the word of the Lord; and all who were appointed for eternal life believed.
But what about the other side? How about if we’d rather believe we have some semblance of a choice in the matter? Before delving back into the New Testament, let’s start with God’s expectation of obedience throughout the Old Testament, which is easily summarized in this one passage:
Deuteronomy 11:26-28, See, I am setting before you today a blessing and a curse–the blessing if you obey the commands of the LORD your God that I am giving you today; the curse if you disobey the commands of the LORD your God.
Will this simple matter of us choosing our own destiny carry forward into the New Testament? Are we in command of our own will? There, it’s not so clear:
Galatians 5:1, It is for freedom that Christ has set us free.
1 Corinthians 7:37, But the man who has settled the matter in his own mind, who is under no compulsion but has control over his own will, and who has made up his mind not to marry the virgin—this man also does the right thing.
Revelation 22:17, The Spirit and the bride say, “Come!” And let him who hears say, “Come!” Whoever is thirsty, let him come; and whoever wishes, let him take the free gift of the water of life.
While these verses are encouraging, they only provide hints of free will. None of them directly address the issue of whether or not we are masters of our own destiny. Did God give up on his Free Will experiment after the Old Testament, where his people seemingly couldn’t learn to behave?
2 Corinthians 6:14, Be not unequally yoked
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
//Long ago, a minister asked me to explain this verse. Many have used this verse to discourage interfaith marriage or marriage to an unbeliever. I was no minister, so I felt a bit proud to be asked my opinion, but I didn’t have much to say. I think I muttered something about how two people sharing a yoke needed to be working equally hard, or one would hold back the other.
Actually, Paul was referring to the law. Deuteronomy 22:10 reads, Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together. Why? Because sharing a yoke together would cause both animals discomfort in plowing. It was not that they couldn’t or wouldn’t share the same yoke, but that it would be painful.
Paul’s advice, it seems to me, is not to shun unbelievers as potential partners but to be aware that “plowing the field” together will be a painful process. Doesn’t matter whether you’re the ox or the ass.
Joshua 10:12-14 The Sun Stands Still, part II of II
On the day the LORD gave the Amorites over to Israel, Joshua said to the LORD in the presence of Israel: “O sun, stand still over Gibeon, O moon, over the Valley of Aijalon.” So the sun stood still, and the moon stopped, till the nation avenged itself on its enemies, as it is written in the Book of Jashar. The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day. There has never been a day like it before or since …
//Today’s passage is a repeat of yesterday, quoted in a different version for a little variety, and with the story’s addendum: Never has there been a day like this, before or since! Indeed, much ado has been made about this one passage in Joshua. We all know the sun doesn’t rotate about the earth, as described here, but the earth rotates around the sun.
This verse will forever live in infamy, because it was cited by the Vatican in its condemnation of Galileo and his “heresy” that the earth was not really the center of the universe. Church leaders used this passage in Joshua as a proof text that the sun rotated around the earth, not vice versa. Galileo was found guilty of heresy and charged, condemned to be burned at the stake. (Don’t worry, his sentence was later reduced … he was forced only to recant his heresy and promise never again to publish his weird ideas.)
This interference of the Church into the affairs of science is considered by many to be the starting point in a four-century war between science and religion. It was not until 1991 that the Vatican issued a public announcement that the Catholic Church had been proven wrong, and Galileo was right.
Joshua 10:12-13, The Sun Stands Still, Part I of II
Then Joshua spoke to the LORD in the day when the LORD delivered up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel: “Sun, stand still over Gibeon; And Moon, in the Valley of Aijalon.” So the sun stood still, And the moon stopped, Till the people had revenge Upon their enemies. Is this not written in the Book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and did not hasten to go down for about a whole day.
//We all know that in antiquity, the common belief was that the earth was flat and fixed, while the sun and moon rode through the sky. But for some reason, it troubles some readers to imagine that the Bible espouses this belief. Why does this surprise people? How could anyone in antiquity, writing down the words that would become our Bible, describe something they didn’t believe to be true? That the earth was spherical and spun on an axis, providing the illusion of the sun rotating around it?
Rather, the most common understanding in the Mediterranean world was that the earth was flat, covered by a dome of sorts, and that the sun and moon rode tracks daily across the underside of the dome. You’ll find this description of the creation in Genesis, chapter 1.
A number of other verses also support this idea that the sun can simply be held back on its track, or even made to reverse course:
Habakkuk 3:11, The sun and moon stood still in their habitation;
Job 9:7, He commands the sun, and it does not rise;
2 Kings 20:11, So Isaiah the prophet cried out to the LORD, and He brought the shadow ten degrees backward, by which it had gone down on the sundial of Ahaz.
Isaiah 38:8, “Behold, I will bring the shadow on the sundial, which has gone down with the sun on the sundial of Ahaz, ten degrees backward.” So the sun returned ten degrees on the dial by which it had gone down.
More about this topic tomorrow.
Habakkuk 1:13, Does God Hate Evil?
Your eyes are too pure to look on evil; you cannot tolerate wrong.
//Is this verse true, or does it reflect only the author’s romantic picture of God? If God can’t tolerate evil, where did evil come from?
The Psalms promise, “The LORD is good to all; he has compassion on all he has made.” Lamentations 3:33 agrees, “For he doth not afflict willingly nor grieve the children of men.”
But other scripture seems to differ in opinion. Who made the Serpent of Eden, if not God? And can Satan really take all the blame for evil? Job’s “brethen” recognized that God had brought evil upon Job. (Job 42:11)
Says Isaiah 45:7, “I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil.” Jeremiah 18:11 reads, “Thus saith the LORD; Behold, I frame evil against you, and devise a device against you.” Judges 9:23 tells how “God sent an evil spirit between Abimelech and the men of Shechem;” Amos 3:6 asks, “Shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?”
The problem of evil is one of the most troubling aspects for many believers. Many simply can’t comprehend that God could be omniscient and omnipotent while still allowing evil to exist. It just doesn’t jibe with our fervent wish that, above all else, God is good.
Today’s verses prove that this topic troubled believers 2,500 years ago just as much as today.
1 Samuel 25:22, Please don’t pee on my wall!
So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.
//What on earth is this all about? David appears to be miffed at people peeing on the wall, and promises to go after them, leaving none of them alive by morning. Is it really that serious a crime?
While this verse may be interpreted in today’s vernacular as a warning about posting pissy sayings on one’s facebook wall, in Bible days it was a common euphemism. One who “pisseth against the wall” is merely anyone who pees standing up. That is, a male. The phrase actually occurs six times in the King James version, though its bawdiness is covered up in more delicate translations.
So why resort to graphic language? Why not just say “male”?
It’s poetry, guys, which would probably be appreciated if we hadn’t become so Victorian! The Jewish Talmud quotes Rabbi Johanan sharply criticizing “anyone who reads the scripture without tunefulness.” The Hebrew Bible is a literary achievement, meant to be read in a rhythmic, melodic chant. “Wall,” or beqir, sounds very much like “morning,” or boqer. Read the verse aloud in your best Hebrew to hear the alliteration: ad ha-boqer mashtin beqir.
Acts 16:19, “They” becomes “we”
And when her masters saw that the hope of their gains was gone, they caught Paul and Silas, and drew [them] into the marketplace unto the rulers
//If you’ve read the books of Acts cover-to-cover, you know it contains some mighty hard-to-believe stories. This tends to hurt the book’s credibility in the eyes of many scholars. But there is a fascinating turning point in Acts, where scholars suddenly perk up.
Today’s verse is a pivot point in Acts; a point where the pronoun “they” changes suddenly to “we,” and remains “we” for quite some time. You probably won’t notice this in your chosen version, because care is taken by most interpreters to make the story read cohesively. See the word [them], bracketed purposefully by the online Blue Letter Bible I copied from? It isn’t really there, not in the original Greek. Instead, the text suddenly switches from third-person to first-person. It is as if the author of Acts lifted a story, presumably written by Paul himself, and placed it within his own narrative. These portions describe the exploits and journeys of Paul, and coincide well with authentic Pauline writings elsewhere in the Bible. This change to a personal pronoun increases scholars’ confidence in at least this portion of the book of Acts.
Revelation 9:11, The Angel of the Abyss
They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon, and in Greek, Apollyon.
//In this verse, John of Patmos finds a corny play on Greek words to make a point. He describes a fearsome army of locusts the size of horses arising from the smoke of the Abyss. (The Abyss was thought to be a cavern within the underworld.) The job of these locusts is to torment people for five months. John calls the king of this fearsome army the “the angel of the Abyss,” and names him Apollyon, or Abaddon.
Apollyon, like Abaddon, means “destroyer,” and John’s clever play on words seems to be saying that the Greek god Apollo reigns over Sheol. Abaddon is another name for Sheol, the realm of the dead.
In an earlier post about Revelation, I described how the pose of twenty four elders around the throne of God mocked the Greek god Apollo. Now, here is Apollo again, as the angel of Sheol. It’s no coincidence that the locust symbolizes Apollo, the god of pestilence and plague.
Why does John seem to have it in for this particular god? Because Nero Caesar, the Roman emperor who tortured so many Christians and ordered the destruction of Jerusalem and the Temple, claimed to be Apollo. Coins were minted with Nero’s portrait appearing as Apollo, Nero’s statue was erected in an ancient temple of Apollo, and a building in Athens was dedicated to All powerful Nero Caesar Sebastos, a new Apollo. Meet the original angel of the Abyss: Nero Caesar.
More about Nero Caesar and his dastardly role in the book of Revelation can be found in my book, Revelation: The Way it Happened.
Psalms 95:3, the Council of Gods
For the LORD is the great God, And the great King above all gods.
//Yesterday, I introduced the council of gods in heaven. The Hebrew God, Yahweh, was apparently believed to be the head of the council:
Psalms 82:1, God stands in the congregation of the mighty; He judges among the gods.
Yahweh apparently became the big cheese because of his might:
Psalms 89:6, For who in the skies above can compare with the LORD? Who is like the LORD among the heavenly beings?
This “council of gods” in heaven was a common Mediterranean belief where Israel settled, and each community held loyal to their own chosen local representative on the council. Israel’s chosen god was particularly jealous, requiring strict devotion to him alone:
Exodus 34:14, For you shall worship no other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God
In fact, he didn’t even want his humans talking about other gods:
Exodus 23:13, “And in all that I have said to you, be circumspect and make no mention of the name of other gods, nor let it be heard from your mouth.”
In time, of course, Judaism evolved away from the idea of multiple gods. Instead, they began to claim that all the other gods were either make-believe or were demons. We’ve come full circle back to yesterday’s verse and Paul’s claim in the New Testament:
1 Corinthians 8:4, … there is no other God but one.
1 Corinthians 8:4, Only one God?
… there is no other God but one.
//Pretty clear, huh? On December 9, 2011, I discussed whether or not Israel was originally polytheistic … believing in multiple gods. For some reason, it seems to rankle people to imagine that religious beliefs evolved over time. But the existence of other gods was originally taken for granted in the Bible. Here’s an example:
Exodus 22:28, Thou shalt not revile the gods, nor curse the ruler of thy people. As Judaism developed, they came to believe in only one God, but even the Bible supports scholars’ conclusion that polytheism was originally common. The creation story gives plenty of hints:
Genesis 1:26, Then God said, “Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness.” Who is it that was creating the universe alongside God? A bit later, when Adam and Eve ate from the tree, God says, “Behold, the man has become like one of us, to know good and evil.” Then comes the tower of Babel, and God says, “Come, let us go down and there confuse their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech.” You can find other examples. There existed a “we” in heaven. Christians tend to think of a triune God, a “Father, Son and Holy Ghost” speaking among themselves, but the doctrine of the Trinity hardly existed when these words were penned.
Genesis 14:22, But Abram said to the king of Sodom, “I have raised my hand to the LORD, God Most High, the Possessor of heaven and earth. Here we have a more common explanation of the “we” up in heaven. Abraham’s God is not alone, but he is the Most High god, the big cheese. There existed a council of gods, and the Hebrew God ruled over the council. More about this council tomorrow.
Genesis 7:23, Did the Flood Destroy All Life?
Every living thing on the face of the earth was wiped out; men and animals and the creatures that move along the ground and the birds of the air were wiped from the earth. Only Noah was left, and those with him in the ark.
//This verse seems pretty clear on the matter. But since scientific study continues to insist there has been no worldwide flood, a number of Bible readers consider the flood story to be a local event. They point to other locations in scripture where “the whole world” appears to mean only the surrounding area of the writer.
The flood story, however, carries an unmistakable moral lesson: Life on earth would not have survived were it not for Noah’s faithfulness. Life was preserved only because Noah brought animals into the ark, to preserve these species on earth. That’s the entire point of the flood myth, isn’t it? God wiped out his creation and started over.
But not only does external evidence undermine this interpretation, the Bible itself does! If you believe all life on earth was destroyed, consider the following:
Genesis 6:4, The Nephilim were on the earth in those days–and also afterward–when the sons of God went to the daughters of men and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown.
This verse is provided to bolster the wickedness of mankind before the flood. The story reads as if God wished to destroy the Nephilim (giants) by the flood. But then comes this verse, long after the flood, describing the fearsome people inhabiting the promised land:
Numbers 13:33, We saw the Nephilim there (the descendants of Anak come from the Nephilim). We seemed like grasshoppers in our own eyes, and we looked the same to them.”
Perhaps the Nephilim were so tall that they were able to keep their heads above water?
Jonah 1:1-2, The Message of Jonah
Now the word of the LORD came unto Jonah the son of Amittai, saying, Arise, go to Nineveh, that great city, and cry against it; for their wickedness is come up before me.
//The book of Jonah is a wonderful, humanitarian story about universal love. You know the story: God says to Jonah, “go, preach to Nineveh.” Jonah balks, for who could be sympathetic toward the hated Assyrians and their capital city of Nineveh? Jonah runs the other way. He winds up on a boat tossed by a powerful storm, is heaved overboard by the sailors when he is discovered to be the cause for God’s wrath, and is swallowed by a big fish. When the fish coughs him up three days later, Jonah has had enough. He repents and does what God commands, preaching to Nineveh.
The whole city of Nineveh repents (Jonah must have been one heckuva preacher) and Jonah is miffed because God decides to pardon them. Jonah goes and sulks under a big “gourd” to escape the hot sun and contemplate the unfairness of life. Before the next day dawns, however, God creates a little worm who eats the gourd. Jonah is miffed all the more. God explains his lesson: Then said the LORD, Thou hast had pity on the gourd, for the which thou hast not laboured, neither madest it grow; which came up in a night, and perished in a night: And should not I spare Nineveh, that great city, wherein are more than sixscore thousand persons that cannot discern between their right hand and their left hand; and also much cattle?
This tale might be considered no more than a fun bedtime story, were it not for its timing. Scholars date the writing of this book precisely to a period in time when Jerusalem was undergoing a severe ethnic cleansing, shortly after a wave of Jews returned from captivity in Babylon. In an attempt to purify God’s race, all non-Jews were being banished outside the walls of Jerusalem, even though it meant breaking up marriages and families.
Enter the anonymous book of Jonah, a bit of protest literature, with its plea for tolerance for all nations. The man Jonah, readers would recognize, is a portrayal of the Jews’ own bigotry.
Matthew 6:10, Hermeneutics and Exegetics
Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
//Hermeneutics and Exegetics—two big buzzwords that Bible scholars love to use. Just being able to pronounce these buggers is enough to establish your scholarly credibility, right?
Don’t be intimidated. Let me give it to you simply, so you understand what they mean, and how you can practice them yourself.
Exegetics is the study of the original meaning of a text. It requires historical context. Hermeneutics is the next step: how is that understanding relevant to today’s world? Proper hermeneutics is always founded on solid exegetics, but most people want to skip the original meaning and jump right into its current-day application.
Let’s use the topic of the Lord’s Prayer as an example, because it’s still on my mind from my recent review of Robert Cornwall’s book, Ultimate Allegiance. Consider this line: “Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.” Reflective exegesis of this prayer recognizes that the earliest Christians were calling for a new age to begin. They held a vision of a kingdom on earth ruled by God. This new age they called the Kingdom of God, or the Kingdom of Heaven. Hermeneutics without exegesis, however, will invariably focus on the heaven part of the verse to the exclusion of the earth part, because today’s Christians dream of living with God up in heaven. Christians today often pray this prayer thinking, “God, come take us up to your home with you,” whereas if they flavored their hermeneutics with proper exegetics they would think, “God, come down and make your presence known in this world.”
Deuteronomy 22:21, Thou Fool, part II of II
[S]he shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done a disgraceful thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father’s house. You must purge the evil from among you.
//In my verse yesterday, Jesus said if you call somebody a fool, you’re on your way to hell. So, I thought I’d provide a bit of ambiance, describing what happened to “fools” in the Old Testament. Here’s another one:
Joshua 7:15, He who is caught with the devoted things shall be destroyed by fire, along with all that belongs to him. He has violated the covenant of the LORD and has done a disgraceful thing in Israel!'”
So, people who disobey the law of God are to be stoned or burned. Probably both … killed with stones, then the body destroyed by fire. But what does this have to do with fools? We go back to the promise of Jesus in Matthew 5:21, the verse I quoted yesterday. Say to your brother, Raca, and you might have to go before the judge (Raca is an expression of contempt, like calling him stupid.) But say Thou Fool, and you’re in danger of hell fire.
It’s our interpretation that makes this hard to understand. “Thou fool” sounds quaint next to “hey, stupid!” But the Greek word translated “fool” actually speaks of something far more sinister than mere stupidity. Think of it as someone practicing idolatry or worse. It’s no sin to be stupid, but it’s a sin to be stupid about God’s directives. That’s why the fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” (Psalm 14:1) … not because he’s an idiot, but because he justifies his sin with unbelief.
Which brings us to another point. When Jesus promised “hell fire,” the Greek word he used was Gehennah, which is not hell at all. It’s a once-pleasant valley on the south side of Jerusalem, but which drew the disfavor of God because of idolatry practiced there. Gehennah eventually evolved into a garbage dump that burned perpetually, a sort of fiery symbol for contemptuous destruction. The King James version of the Bible leaped to the conclusion that Jesus was speaking symbolically of eternal damnation, but scholars continue to argue about just what this image of Gehennah was meant to convey. A closer translation than eternal punishment might be the promise in Joshua 7:15, above, where the punishment is to be killed, and the body burned … exactly how the valley of Gehennah was once used; as a fiery disposal of the bodies of the enemy.
We may never grasp just what this distasteful image of Gehennah was meant to convey. But if I were you, I’d stick to just calling my brother stupid.
Matthew 5:22, Thou Fool, part I of II
But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
//Pretty strong words coming from Jesus. Call somebody a fool, and you’re headed for hell. Now, check out the following passage, also in Matthew, and also the words of Jesus:
Woe unto you, ye blind guides, which say, Whosoever shall swear by the temple, it is nothing; but whosoever shall swear by the gold of the temple, he is a debtor! Ye fools and blind: for whether is greater, the gold, or the temple that sanctifieth the gold?
Hey, what’s going on? Is Jesus headed to hell for calling people fools? Or did Matthew forget what he promised a few chapters earlier? I’ll let you worry about this overnight, and return to the topic tomorrow.
Luke 9:28-31 The Second Exodus
And it came to pass about eight days after these sayings, [Jesus] took Peter and John and James, and went up into a mountain to pray. And as he prayed, the fashion of his countenance was altered, and his raiment was white and glistening. And, behold, there talked with him two men, which were Moses and Elias: Who appeared in glory, and spake of his decease which he should accomplish at Jerusalem. (KJV)
//Here’s a puzzle for you. There’s one word I want to emphasize in today’s verses. It’s the word “decease.” Jesus spoke of his “decease,” which he should “accomplish” at Jerusalem.
Sounds logical—that’s where Jesus went to die on the cross—but most current versions of the Bible translate this word differently. Most read “departure,” not “decease.” The King James version, and a couple others, naturally assume that Jesus’ “departure” means his death, since that’s what they see being “accomplished” in Jerusalem. So they translate the word into “decease.”
The New Living Translation actually contains the correct translation … by realizing that the word needs no translating at all. The original Greek word is exodos, translated “exodus,” which does indeed mean “departure” … but which is also pregnant with meaning. We, today, equate the word exodus with Israel’s escape from Egypt, when Moses led God’s people to the promised land … and you can be sure that today’s verses’ original reference to the exodus would have been recognized just as plainly by first-century readers. Jesus planned to accomplish an exodus in Jerusalem, just like the one in Egypt.
So, apparently, the reference to Moses in this passage is not coincidental. Many Jews expected the coming Messiah figure to be patterned after Moses, and many anticipated some sort of second exodus. So, in this verse, as Jesus plans his trip to Jerusalem with Moses, he appears to be not leaving his disciples, but leading them to a new land! But that begs the obvious question: Where is he leading them?
Genesis 29:17, Leah’s Eyes
Leah was tender eyed; but Rachel was beautiful and well favoured.
//You know the story. Jacob has gotten ahead in life through trickery, deceiving both his brother and his father at different times, and now he gets a taste of his own medicine. He agrees to serve a man named Laban for seven years in exchange for his daughter, Rachel. Laban had two daughters; Leah was “tender eyed,” but Rachel was beautiful, and Jacob loved Rachel.
“Tender eyed” is the King James translation. Other translations are not so kind. The most common translation is that Leah had weak eyes, though other versions call her eyes blue (apparently a real turn-off), or dull, or soft, or lacking sparkle. Bishop John Shelby Spong interprets the text to mean she had “eyes that popped out of her head like those of a cow.” Whatever the true meaning—the text is indeed difficult to translate—it’s clear there was no compliment intended.
As the story goes, Jacob works seven years for Laban, who then awards him his daughter, and Jacob consummates their marriage, only to wake up next to his wife in the morning to find … Leah! He has taken to wife the daughter with ugly eyes! This bit of chicanery on the part of Laban is taken in stride by Jacob—after all, deception is only the way of life he knows—and he agrees to serve Laban another seven years for the second daughter. We’re told she was worth it.
(p.s., Don’t be distressed about poor Jacob. In the end, he devises a nasty plot to steal the best of Laban’s herds, and thus gets the best of Laban after all.)
Acts 2:38, The Meaning of Baptism
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
//Today’s post isn’t meant to instruct or entertain, but to pose a question. I’m not a scholar of current-day religion, so help me out, here. In my observation, baptism is a step that nearly all Christians agree is important, but few agree entirely on its meaning. Perhaps its meaning is meant to be obscure, something personal between the initiate and God. I remember my own baptism as a teenager with a bit of confusion. It seemed to be mostly an initiation into the church, a way for the church to accept me into its ranks, and it had something to do with asking me to cut my hair, which had apparently grown too long for a nice Christian boy. Odd, the things I remember.
So why do we baptize? Can we draw some idea of this ritual’s meaning from the New Testament? John the Baptist portrayed baptism as a necessary repentance. Paul saw baptism as a reenactment of the death and resurrection of Christ. The book of Acts associates it with the remission of sins. John’s Gospel seems to consider it an antiquated picture of spiritual rebirth, and takes pains to point out that Jesus never performed any water baptisms; the new baptism of the Kingdom would be by fire and Spirit, not water.
How about if we dig deeper, going back to pre-Christian scripture? How about Isaiah 4:4, referring to seven sinful women: The Lord will wash away the filth of the women of Zion; he will cleanse the bloodstains from Jerusalem by a spirit of judgment and a spirit of fire. Or Ezekiel 36:25-26: I will sprinkle clean water on you, and you will be clean; I will cleanse you from all your impurities and from all your idols. I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh. In both these cases, “baptism” is a cleansing performed by God alone, with spirit.
We can find parallels to Christian baptism in the practices of the Essenes, and in the rebirth ceremonies of mystery cults, but it is its Christian interpretation that eludes me. I’d be curious to hear your opinion.
1 Corinthians 11:8, Why men get to be the boss
For man did not come from woman, but woman from man;
//Women are probably more familiar with the Apostle Paul’s instructions in 1 Corinthians 11 than men, precisely because this is the chapter that demands women be in subjection to men. “Now I want you to realize that the head of every man is Christ, and the head of the woman is man, and the head of Christ is God.”
Why is this necessary? It goes back to Adam and Eve, according to Paul. Not so much that Eve was the cause of man’s downfall, but that Adam came first, and woman was made from man … not vice versa. Eve was constructed out of a rib removed from Adam’s side. Strange biology indeed, but if it makes me the boss, I can live with it.
Paul’s theology lasted 1500 years! When Vesalius in 1543 showed that the number of ribs was the same in males and females, it created a storm of controversy … and ruined a good thing.
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